10/31/11

FEDERAL DONUTS



 Honey Almond


After a long awaited and much talked about, Federal Donuts finally opened.
I have been hearing so much about this place even before the doors opened 
so how could I not try a donut. Right? Well that was not even close to worth it. 
They had a small assortment of donuts? Which is bizarre since it is a "donut" shop
that serves Korean fried chicken (I didn't try it). So we got the only one that
remotely sounded good. They key word is sounded good. A greasy ring of 
over hyped smoke blown up my asshole and blown back in my face.

The cake was very greasy tasting, not a good sign. At $2.00 for a small fucking 
ring of grease, I would avoid this donut like I would 
avoid a crack-whore giving out freebies.
Your better off getting a box of tastykakes at least you won't feel violated at the price
and quality. I don't know what all the fuckin hipster babble is all about.


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